
Jurassic Park
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Island Wildlife Attraction Reports "Minor" Containment Issue, Asks Guests To Stay Seated

ISLA NUBLAR β Operators of a soon-to-open wildlife park confirmed Friday that several enclosures were experiencing "temporary access irregularities," hours after a tropical storm knocked out power to the remote island facility.
"Our animals are exactly where our animals should be, give or take," said park founder John Hammond, who described the attraction's headline exhibits only as having "spared no expense." A visiting mathematician declined to share that confidence, calling the venture "a disaster that simply hasn't read the room yet."
Staff stressed that the park's signature attractions remained behind "the very best fences money can lease." The two children touring the grounds could not be reached for comment.
At press time, a lawyer who had stepped away to find the nearest restroom was being listed as unaccounted for, prompting officials to revise the day's guest count slightly downward.











































